lmlyp:

WE’RE HERE TO MAKE COFFEE METAL
WE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING. METAL.
BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK
TIMES INFINITY

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theirtinywings:

serenakenobi:

jadefyre:

savingsergeantbarnes:

what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir

"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"

"This shield does much damage! I like it!"

"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*

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theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

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thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic:

You looked inside of me and you saw hatred. That’s not victory. 

(via blue-collar-girl)

nickandstuff:

Yes ma’am, Margaret Cho

(via ottosonic)

monolith-0f-inhumanity:

how did people not like this movie

(via raven696)

don’t learn, it’s one of my issues

(via timelockedonthedeathstar)

feellng:

Cutest german shepherd puppies EVER!

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